silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist


i don’t think anyone gets that those weren’t things God said to those people. they’re actually the laws of the countries the writer lived in.
going out to dinner with @allisonem and my mommy tonight 💜

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

only about two weeks until the most amazing vacation ever 😍😍😍
fake eyelashes are da bombbb ✌️🐯
i’m drunk and sad

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

my eyebrows make me look like a deer
bahllsy:

☆ bambi/indie blog ☆
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*